The Flu
Someone suggested I do a parody of Crank Dat by Soulja Boy. I had never heard the song and had to look it up. After one listen I knew I had to parody the song. SOMEONE had to, and it might as well be me.
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Lyrics
HHUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
*phone rings*
Tom: Hey, it's Tom. I'm not coming in today.
I got a fever, and chills, and vomiting, and diarrhea,
and these little sores that keep oozing...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
CCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
All day long I stay in bed
With this pounding in my head
Want to get some food in but
It's comin' out instead
I got the fluuuuuu! Man I feel like hell
I got the fluuuuuu! Lost my sense of smell
I got the fluuuuuu! Watched some Dave Chappelle
I got the fluuuuuu! And Save By The Bell
Temperature is 104
Watch me nap till half past four
Watch me not get up in time and
Throw up on the floor
I'm going huuuuuul! Splashing everywhere
I'm going huuuuuul! Got some in my hair
I'm going huuuuuul! I don't even care
I'm going huuuuuul! Watch my woman glare
Alarm goes off and I get up
But I have a sense of dread
Stumble 'round a bit, then
Watch me fall back into bed
Chills are shakin' the whole bed
Blow my nose so much it shines
Then I run into the john
And lean to the left and yak three times
Now huuuuuuul!
I'm coughin' up my insides
I'm throwing up so often that
The sewer has a riptide
It took a while to figure out
But at least I now know it
I'm not eating food, no
I just kinda borrow it
The stuff that comes out of me
Form a little inland sea
Plus I'm feeling worse from all the
Crap that's on TV
Cant watch it, boooooo!! Classic Gentle Ben
Cant watch it, boooooo!! She's pregnant again
Cant watch it, boooooo!! Then the news at 10
Cant watch it, boooooo!! Countdown of J-Lo's men
Something slimy on my tongue
And I'm coughin' up a lung
My nipples are inverted, I don't
Wanna die so young
I got the fluuuuuu! Drown in my dismay
I got the fluuuuuu! As my nose decays
I got the fluuuuuu! My vaccine betrayed
I got the fluuuuuu! I got it anyway
I taste everything twice, this's
The worst day of my life
I got it from my friend and I'm-a
Pass it to my wife (wife)
NyQuil's goin' in me take as
Much as I can stand, I just
Take a giant swig, it
Tastes like a melted crayon, but
Maaaaan (maaaan) I feel
Gooood (gooood)
Daaaamn, (daaamn) just like I
Shooould (Poppies! Poppies! Poppies!)
Yes, I'm gonna pick that up
Yes, I swear I'm gonna clean that up
No, don't let the dog like that up
Man that was just nasty
Try to eat a little more
Ramen noodles I adore
Only ate two noodles but I
Threw up 24
I'm going huuuuuul! Ew this soda's flat
I'm going huuuuuul! Oh, don't step in that
I'm going huuuuuul! Got some on the cat
I'm going huuuuuul! Sleep on my bath mat
Problem with the toilet bowl
'Cause it only has one hole
So like water polo I just
Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole)
Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole)
Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH CCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Pile of tissues on the floor
Sticking to the bathroom door
When I blow my nose it's sounding
Like a lion's roar
I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again!
I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again!
I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again!
I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again!
Head to toe with aches and pains
Can't wait till my sinus drains
Can't wait till I can bathe 'cause my
Underwear has stains
I got the fluuuuuu! Here we go again
I got the fluuuuuu! Like it has no end
I got the fluuuuuu! Now my neck won't bend
I got the fluuuuuu! Work just called again
What.... No, no I'm not feeling any better....
Did you try hitting the caps-lock key....
Yeah, ok great. Bye.
