Songs

TARDIS Ride

The 11th Doctor finally got to "meet" his TARDIS, so I thought it would be appropriate to dedicate my 11th Doctor song to the machine that has been with him since the start.

Lyrics

You want to see the universe?
Come along with me and you may be the first
To see where the key of Harmony glowed, well
You'd be the first to see it and not explode
My machine can take you any place
And I can keep you safe as we travel in space
The hordes of Genghis Kahn couldn't get inside
And believe me they've tried
It's called the TARDIS and you wouldn't believe
It's speed, we can get there before we even
Leave, and I have to confess
She looks damn fine in a Victorian dress
So do you want to come along?
We can be back whenever, we won't be gone long
Gather all the courage you can muster
'Cause we're hittin' the drive-thru for fish sticks and custard
Ride
Ride
Come on everybody come along for the ride
With me, I'm the Doctor, and I can be your tour guide
Ride
Ride
Come on everybody come along for the ride
There's always lots of room 'cause it's bigger on the inside
Ride
Ride
Ride

Wow, she does look good in a dress. I'll go for a ride!
That wasn't what I meant.

My ride is pimped out with dimensional rifts
But I don't have hydraulic lifts
No twenty-inch rims, no wheels at all
But I used to have lots of round things on the wall
It's disguised like an old police box
And we're deep in space when somebody knocks
Answer the door to see who it's for, it's River
Song, and she wants to come along
That usually means trouble
And I could see it coming like I was using the Hubble
So buckle up, it's worse than you think
And if we drive past a statue try not to blink
Up ahead a bus stop appears
Where Rory's been waiting two-thousand years
But now with Amy riding shotgun
We can tackle any menace so go on, bring it on, come on!
Ride
Ride
Come on everybody let's see the show
On your mark, get ready, set, here we go
Ride
Ride
Come on everybody let's see the show
I keep running into Clara everywhere that I go
Ride
Ride
Ride

Oh my God! They killed Clara!
You bastard!

Sure she's got a few nicks and dings
But man she's a sexy thing
My constant companion, exploring new worlds
And my bumper sticker says "I brake for young girls"
She's got a swimming pool and a male nurse
And the best GPS in the universe
Her temper tantrums are no myth, it
Might randomly explode and take the universe with it
So tell me where do you want to go?
We could go visit Vincent Van Gogh
But he can be a depressing fellow
Personally I'd rather meet Lou Costello
Think Saturn is cool? You'll think
Again when you see the rings of Akhaten
It's a living star that would just love to meet you
Then again Saturn won't try to eat you
Almost anyone can come, it may be
A bit dangerous, but that's half the fun
But only real people are allowed in the TARDIS
That fake flesh tends to stain the carpets
It's the ultimate mobile home
'Cause she takes me anywhere that I want to roam
I flip a switch, then we can set sail
It's more fun than a cruise on a star whale
Ride
Ride
Come on everybody come along for the ride
With me, I'm the Doctor, and I can be your tour guide
Ride
Ride
Come on everybody come along for the ride
There's always lots of room 'cause it's bigger on the inside
Ride
Ride
Come on everybody let's see what's in store
Your life'll change forever when you walk through the front door
Ride
Ride
Come on everybody let's see what's in store
I'll take you any place except Trenzalore
Ride
Ride
Ride

Ride
Ride
Ride